Meet The D3 Football Coach Who Coaches In A Kilt
Introducing Alma College head coach Jason Couch:
Coaching in a kilt is a first. Such a bold move, you’ve got to respect it. I once had a professor who taught in a kilt. He wasn’t even from Scotland. He was from Sweeden. 85% of the class was spent him talking about his “disgust” for America while teaching in a kilt. I very much disliked him.
Jason Couch is in his first year at Alma:
Alma’s mascot is a “Scot,” who also rocks a kilt:
All Couch now needs is a fu manchu to be the lifelike form of this mascot.
D3 football is a special place and I’m glad it exists.