Oregon State Introduces The Turnover Chainsaw

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any more absurd, it does:

When this popped up on my screen, I kind of rolled my eyes. The general consensus on Twitter was negative:

At the end of the day, I know turnover props are getting old, but this is pretty cool. We’re all gonna die at some point, why not smile at stuff like the Turnover Chainsaw when we have the chance?!

P.s. Sorry to end this on such a somber note. Alabama & Ole Miss scored 49 points in the first half and dropped just 13 in the second. I had the over 69.5. 62+7=69. I said we are all going to die at some point, but I already feel dead.