Barstool College Football Round Up - Week 3
Ain’t Come To Play School Games:
LSU 22 – Auburn 21:
Watch out, Joe! Watch out!!!
This was ruled a penalty because refs hate FUN:
Alabama 62 – Ole Miss 7:
Tua, Tua, Tua, TUAAAAA:
Nick Saban was smiling at…..half time!!!!!!!
Ohio State 40 – TCU 28:
Nick Bosa (Joey’s brother) on a football field is illegal in multiple states across the country:
#UCantCMe!
Texas 37 – USC 14:
Home coooooooking! BBQ style!
Alright, alright, ALRIGHT!
Awards:
Mascot Of The Week:
Play Of The Week:
#FootballGuy Of The Week:
Easy:
FUCK DEM!
Stat Of The Week:
Quote Of The Week:
Nerd Of The Week:
I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying Of The Week:
Freezing Cold Take Of The Week:
Coach Of The Week: Gary Patterson’s sweat guy
Postgame Lockerroom Of The Week:
Charman Soft Move Of The Week: The entirety of Florida State’s offensive line.
Fan Of The Week:
Mason Ramsey, big Texas guy:
#GirlsOnGameDay Of The Week:
P5 vs. P5:
Syracuse 30 – Florida State 7:
DO SOMETHING!
Syracuse fans are feeling themselves:
Take them to church, Dino!
Oklahoma 37 – Iowa State 27:
Hakeem Butler is a damn monster:
Can we allow Kyler Murray to play in the NFL & MLB? Please?!
Notre Dame 22 – Vanderbilt 19:
FOOTBALLLLLLLL!
Washington 21 – Utah 7:
P5 vs. G5:
BYU 24 – Wisconsin 21:
Oh no, Wisco! Oh no!!!!
Clemson 38 – Georgia Southern 7:
Rumble, young man, rumble!
Oklahoma State 44 – Boise State 21:
Mullet update:
Miami 49 – Toledo 24:
Get em next time, Rocket man. Get em next time.
Troy 24 – Nebraska 19:
Frost is coming?!
Fresno State 38 – UCLA 14:
Want an update on Chip Kelly? Fresno State is dancing all over his grave:
Kansas 51 – Buttgers 14:
Yes, Kansas won a game by 37 points against a P5 opponent. What a time to be alive.
Tennessee 24 – UTEP 0:
North Texas 44 – Arkansas 17:
Delete Arkansas from the SEC:
Temple 35 – Maryland 13:
Georgia 49 – Middle Tennessee 7:
Good job, good effort:
South Florida 25 – Illinois 19:
Almost, Illinois! Almost!
At least the beard is still legit:
Akron 39 – Northwestern 34:
Tough day for all those capital J’s from Medill:
Nevada 37 – Oregon State 35:
G5 vs. G5:
UAB 31 – Tulane 24:
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!!
UConn 56 – Rhode Island 49:
What has happened to the UConn football program is astonishing:
