Phone Gets Stuck in Woman's Vagina So She Sues Samsung

I absolutely love this move. Blaming companies when it is completely your fault is the only thing you can do especially when its this embarrassing.

Source “Samsung is definitely at fault here as they offer no warning about the dangers and potential risks during the insertion of their products inside their clients male or female body cavities or genitals” Salma Briant’s lawyer, Jim McAfee said in court. 

Lets address the elephant in the room, her Vagina must be HUGE.

To maneuver a phone up there is quite impressive. This isn’t an Andrew Luck flip phone situation, this is a Samsung droid. Not only was it stuck, it was stuck for 96 hours. So this had me thinking, if she pees does she get electrocuted? If so, that would be a tough way to go. She also was probably relieved once the phone battery died as well. There are so many more questions that need to be asked.

I feel like the lawyer who takes this case is not talked about enough. How in your right mind do you say “my client is the victim here because she wanted to see how it felt when the phone was on vibrate.” To say that in a court room with a serious face deserves an Oscar. Once I saw a picture of him, it explains why he took this case.

This is not the first incident like this. The article states that in 2014 a man tried swallowing 14 iPhones and apple was forced to acknowledge that insertion of their products are a risk. If this lady gets money, this will be added ways on how to pay off the bookie.