LSU May Have Lost, But Coach O Beat The Closed Captioning Machine 100-0

We all know LSU took a tough loss on Saturday night. 29-0. The 6th time LSU has been shutout since 1996 (5 of them have been courtesy of Alabama). Ed Orgeron won the post-game press conference against the closed captioning function:

“Got to be Taliban.” The closed captioning function is going to have to be rewritten by the nerds to adapt to the Cajun accent.

This isn’t the first time Coach O has defeated the closed captioning machine:

I want Coach O to stay at LSU forever. It’s not what college football needs, but what it deserves.