My Generous Boss El Presidente Is Giving Me A Free $1,000 Bet

This was only in the 1st quarter. Just sitting in silence and getting elbowed in the head while watching my co-workers celebrate. All the excitement I had in the first quarter came to an end when Alabama decided to false start. I had Bama every which way, so I was a sad sack of shit while dave won 60K. Slightly better than me winning potentially $800.

Dave saw how much I was down and has given me a chance to get out of the hole. Today is officially one of the biggest days of my life. At first he was thinking of just giving me the $800 I lost and calling it a day, but then he decided that he isn’t a charity (fair). He wants me to earn the money and this will put my brain to the test. His offer is that he will give me a free $1,000 bet.

Meaning that I make the bet with my bookie and if I lose, Dave pays the grand. If I win, I get to keep the $1000 which makes me a very happy man. I got home late last night and couldn’t sleep. I was just looking at spreads and researching all night so I don’t embarrass myself today.

I need to buckle down and not mush this opportunity. If I can hit this bet tonight I’ll be able to pay off a substantial amount to my bookie. I want to thank Dave for the kindness and I don’t want to waste $1,000 of his own money. For degenerates everywhere, you know this is a once in a lifetime chance. Let’s send positive vibes my way to get this win. I have been going back and forth in my head all day about what team I’m taking. you do not get many do-overs in life and I was granted one. I refuse to waste Daves money and leave the mush behind tonight. I will make a final decision soon and keep you guys updated. Godspeed.