Man Wears "Legalize Cocaine" Shirt To Grand Valley State Police Event

There’s a famous quote from Alexander Hamilton that I think of every now and then:

When Alexander Hamilton spoke (or wrote) those words, he was thinking exactly of a man like this:

Do I agree with this young fella with the legalize cocaine shirt? I don’t know enough about cocaine, but I’m all for bringing individuals greater sovereignty, so I’m available for a conversation. You know who is also available for a conversation? The GVSU Police Department:

Beautiful.

Before I go, I just want to remark on the beautiful mustache that guy is rocking:

I’ll never be as cool, or party as hard, as that man. You probably won’t either. Something about good looking mustaches on a guys face. For 95% of men, it doesn’t work. You look creepy. But when it does work, you have a masterpiece.