Time For USC Baseball Player Preston Hartsell To Engage In A Few "Oil Changes"

Back in the day, baseball players everywhere were yoked city. Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, etc. Sure, they were all injecting a little testosterone and HGH in their buttocks, but who cares, it was good for the brand of baseball. Since the old capital J’s of baseball decided to stand on their moral high ground of integrity for the game, baseball players have shrunk in size. USC’s Preston Hartsell is changing that:

Look at that mammoth of a human being. He’s a FRESHMAN!

Look at this transformation:

Preston is on that Brian Cushing workout plan:

I’m sure the NCAA saw that photo of Preston and had a similar reaction to one of my favorite GIFs of all time:

Time for Mr. Hartsell to engage in a few oil changes: