Congrats To Penn State Thot's Who Raised $10 Million For Fight Against Cancer

Every year, Penn State students hold a dance marathon to benefit the fight against childhood cancer. This year, Penn State THON they raised $10+ million dollars. That number was not good enough for this local newspaper to refer to the dance marathon by the right name:

Ah yes, Penn State, the home of the thotties who don’t get down at the club on a Saturday, but instead raise money for the kids. The thots are evolving folks.

I can just imagine an old guy reading this story and then referring as the Penn State dance marathon as the Penn State Thot’s marathon. It catches on in a retirement community and before you know it, everyone over the age of 70 is talking about how proud they are of the thot’s at Penn State.