The Cousins Find Out About Bird Penis

The Cousins is always a wild ride but this was an all time moment. I have had a bird for 15 years and I don’t know if my bird is a guy or a girl. It costs money to figure it out and I obviously need that for gambling. Look at the fucking hammer on this sucker.

What an unbelievable sight that I will never unsee. I actually got my hair product stuck in my cup holder of my car and needed a cork screw to get it out. Any ways having two 70 year old men talking about this was unreal. It took Cousin Mike 15 minutes to figure out how to get to google images. He typed in the search bar ” Bird Penis Google Image” instead of just clicking google images.

This is why this show is the best because when our two worlds collide it is always a shit show. I am glad to find out  about animals because animals can’t talk and tell us these things. Finding out about nature and animals is now one of my favorite things to do. Tune into the cousins tomorrow from 9-10am for another shit show.