Pop-Up Cafe With Live Rats Coming To San Francisco Because Of Course It Is

At Barstool, many bloggers take their lanes. Reags has CBB and Greenie has NBA. Nate covers DC. My lane? Reminding everybody how much San Francisco STINKS:

Today in San Francisco is shite, we have a pop-up cafe coming to The Golden City that will feature live rats. Now, you may be thinking, oh, so just a normal restaurant in San Francisco (lmao)? I thought that too, but I guess one more pop-up shop wasn’t going to hurt:

SOURCE-For just $50, you’ll be given a complimentary cocktail—appropriately called an Ama-RAT-o Sour—as well as a full San Francisco Dungeon tour, and the real kicker, 30 minutes of play time with the rats.

My first thought was, wait….people go to this? It turns out that, yes, they indeed do attend this Rat happy hour because this will not only be for one day, but three separate days:

Those interested in coming are concerned about the safety of the rats:

Nothing to worry about, though!

I would never recommend somebody going out of their way to travel to San Francisco, but if we are thinking content, we may need to send Marty Mush to the Gold Coast for this event. See if he can pick himself up a rat dog: