Kraft Unveils Salad 'Frosting' To Help Parents Feed Their Annoying Kids Veggies

Back in the day, it was easy to encourage kids to be healthy:

Say your prayers. Eat your vitamins.

Now, though? It’s tough. Every kid in America spends their days like this:

The good news? Kraft is here to fix everything with their brand new salad FROSTING:

Yes, I have checked and this commercial isn’t from The Onion or a prank. I guess Kraft could be trolling all of us, but this does appear to be very real.

The commercial is perfect if this is a prank. If I were to cast a crazy suburban mother, this woman would be at the top of my list:

Those are crazy eyes!!!

Who knows if this will work to make kids more healthy. I would predict most likely not. Is ranch that much better for you than putting just frosting on your salad? I’m no dietician, but probably not.