What Is The Best Soundgasm In Sports?

During the crazy Twins – Yankees game last night, we posted this tweet:

This tweet got me thinking. The sound of an absolute nuke off the bat is sexy. Some would call it soundgasmic:

Is it the best sound in sports, though? YP responded:

PING + bardown? Beautiful.

What are some others?

The sound of pads hitting each other at the line:

Basketball SWISH:

Shoes squeaking on a basketball court.

The sound of an erupting crowd:

AGUUUUEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

An MMA knockout:

Side note: Joe Rogan yelling “OHHHH” after a big punch:

Bruce Buffer hitting an “ITTTTTTTTT ISSSSS TIMMMMMMEEEEE:”

A silent crowd after a collective “Ohhhhh:”

Stadium singing together:

Gus Johnson Orgasming:

Tony Romo cumming himself:

Fast forward to 0:21 in this clip:

An unexpected WWE entrance (the glass breaking):

I may have missed some, but here is my rankings:

13. MMA Knockout

12. Basketball Shoes Squeak

11. Stadium Singing Together

10. Romo Cumming Himself

9. “ITTTTTT ISSSSS TIMMMMMEEEE”

8. Silent Crowd

7. Gus Johnson ORgasm

6. Ping + Bardown

5. Basketball Swish

4. Pads Hitting Each Other

3. Erupting Crowd (AGGGUEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO)

2. Crack Of The Bat

1. The Glass Breaking….STONE COLD