Iowas SportsBook Looks Exactly How You'd Think It Would

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I mean I am glad they legalized it because everyone should but I kind of love this look. This looks exactly like a businesses lunch room where all of the miserable fucks come to talk shit about everybody. WHich is exactly what gamblers like myself deserve to be treated. Don’t put me in a nice spot where I am loosing my shirt. The rule here is that you have to bring a brown paper bagged lunch where you can trade snacks with other gamblers. It sounds like a delightful time. So Iowa keep on doing you and I would love to gamble in this cafeteria. Just bring the classic of chicken nuggets and pizza sticks.