You And The Boys Have 4 Days To Spare? Introducing Monopoly "Longest Game Ever" Edition

KFOR - The board game of your nightmares is here, taking aim at your entire weekend.

A longer version of Monopoly is now available for purchase only on Amazon.

The Monopoly Longest Game Ever costs $19.99 and takes up endless, irredeemable hours of players’ lives.

“Think the original Monopoly game takes forever to play? It’s got nothing over this edition,” reads the less-than-convincing game description.

The game doesn’t end until someone owns every single property — and in this version, there are three versions of each property. Also, the winner must own all 16 streets, four railroads and two utilities.

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Oh hell yes. I was just thinking that Monopoly doesn’t take nearly long enough to play. Every time I want to sit on the floor criss cross applesauce and roll a dice for 12 hours, I pull out Monopoly and 5 of my imaginary friends and have myself a freaking night. Maybe sip a few Trulys if I’m feeling naughty, you know how it goes. But the standard game of Monopoly just doesn’t do it for me anymore. You can only buy the B&O Railroad and talk in an old-timey accent so many times before you need a new rush. Before you need a new thrill. So thank GAWD for Monopoly Longest Game Ever. My heavens this is just wonderful. 3 versions of every property? Hell yes. 3 Boardwalks, 3 Free Parkings, 3 Marvin freaking Gardens? Lube me up like a pig in mud.

So just picture it. You invite the boys over for a wild night and pull out Monopoly Longest Game Ever. The go fucking WILD. They never saw that coming. They text their mom that they won’t be coming home that night. After a small fight about who gets to be the Thimble you hunker down and have the best 4 day bender of your life. All thanks to Monopoly Longest Game Ever. Fuck yeah bros.