What A Hit On The Barstool Sportsbook Thanks To Sam Darnold's Incredible TD Run

This:

Gets you this:

BOOOOOM! 

That'll fuckin' do it, baby. That'll get the blood pumping directly below the waistline with no signs of slowing down. That's a big boy responsibly placed bet too. He probably thought it'd be a 1 yard QB dive or maybe a naked boot…but nope, it was the longest QB TD run in Jets history with shake and bakes that would make Michael Vick smile with delight. What a run, what a play, what a bet. Never say the Jets never did nothin for nobody, Marlton Mike is eating steak and lobster tomorrow.