BARSTOOL COLLEGE FOOTBALL ROUND UP - WEEK 12
Ain’t Come To Play School Games:
Wisconsin (24) – Michigan (10):
BIG TEN FOOTBALL:
THERE IS NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL, JIM HARBUAGH’S SON!!
Awards:
#FootballGuy Of The Week:
Hardo Of The Week:
The easiest award ever thanks to these Kansas football captains
Fan Of The Week:
Look at that facial hair! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE U!!!
A very close second to this guy:
Mascot Of The Week:
Stat Of The Week:
Bob Diaco!!!!!!
Tweet Of The Week:
LANE!!
Tied for first:
Jabroni Of The Week:
The ref who called this targeting THEN reviewed it and still decided to throw out the Memphis player!
Photo Of The Week:
This weeks award goes to ESPN for blurring out Baker Mayfield grabbing his crotch! The horror!
The “Act Like You’ve Been There Before” Award:
Oregon….you are better than this. You used to be the king of creativity in this sport…now, this?
Runner up:
Head on a swivel, ref!!
Shoot Your Shot Of The Week:
Quote Of The Week:
I know this isn’t a quote, but this had to be given some form of an award.
SEC:
Alabama (56) – Mercer (0):
Mississippi State (28) – Arkansas (21):
How did Cole Kelley do on the sideline supporting his teammates this weekend? Oh…
THANKSGIVING DINNER THIS WEEK!
Georgia (42) – Kentucky (13):
CHUBB!!
Jake Fromm…panty dropper!
LSU (30) – Tennessee (13):
#GRUMORs got taken to a whole different level on Saturday:
The game between LSU and Tennessee was a shitshow both on and off the field:
Big Ten:
Not great, Bob!
Penn State (56) – Nebraska (44):
Bob Diaco…defensive genius!
Purdue (24) – Iowa (15):
Game. Of. The. Century.
Ohio State (52) – Illinois (14):
Michigan State (17) – Maryland (7):
Big 12:
Oklahoma (41) – Kansas (3):
Absorb as much Baker Mayfield as you can over the next three games, because I guarantee you’ll miss him come this time next year.
By the way, if you had a problem with Baker Mayfield, I think it’s time for you to reevaluate your life. If a team comes at you like this, ALL bets are off.
TCU (27) – Texas Tech (3):
Truly phenomenal to somehow go wide left on a 20-yard field goal while you are on the right hash.
This guy is all of us:
Texas (28) – WVU (14):
I hope your Saturday was better than the finger of Will Grier:
TEXAS IS BACK (to being bowl eligible):
ACC:
Miami (44) – Virginia (28):
IMAIM! REVONRUT NIAHC!
Virginia was winning until…
Louisville (56) – Syracuse (10):
An NFL team is going to pass on Lamar Jackson for Josh Allen in the draft and Lamar is going to haunt that team for the rest of his life.
Wake Forest (30) – NC State (24):
Pac 12:
Arizona State (40) – Oregon State (24):
My heart!
USC (28) – UCLA (23):
Gawgeous…..
Washington (33) – Utah (30):
G5:
UCF (45) – Temple (19):
ESPN…..come on, man!
UMass (16) – BYU (10):
Let’s check in on things in Provo…wait, what?
Tulane (20) – Houston (17):
GIVE THEM THE HARAMBE BELT!
#thefaU (52) – FIU (24):