BARSTOOL COLLEGE FOOTBALL ROUNDUP - WEEK 13
Ain’t Come To Play School Games:
Ohio State 31 – Michigan 20:
There is an INVESTIGATION under way about JT Barrett’s injury:
I’ve been laughing at John O’Korn for two months now. After seeing this I regret it (only kinda).
Auburn 26 – Alabama 14:
People don’t forget. Ever.
AND I!!!!!!! WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUUUUUU!
Clemson 34 – South Carolina 10:
Awards
#FootballGuyOfTheWeek:
STRENGTH COACH ALERT!
Fan Of The Week:
AND:
Mascot Of The Week:
Photo Of The Week:
RIP turnover chain.
Stat Of The Week:
Everybody in the TCU/Baylor game got a penalty. EVERYONE!
Tied for first! NICE!
Tweet Of The Week:
Jabroni Of The Week:
UCONNNNNNNNN HUSKIES!
Shoot Your Shot Of The Week:
“Maybe if I throw the flag back at the ref it won’t count”
The “Act Like You’ve Been There Before” Award:
Yo cuz! Not great for the brand! You’re better than that….
Quote Of The Week:
“I’ll pay the fine”-OBJ
SEC:
Ole Miss 31 – Mississippi State 28:
This game was amazing strictly for how much these two teams/fanbases HATE each other.
Teams planting the flag is the greatest new trend in 2017. Another phenomenal trend set by Baker Mayfield.
Missouri 48 – Arkansas 45:
A tough #SeeYa to Bret!
Georgia 38 – Georgia Tech 7:
I LOVE COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Petttttyyy Kirby Smart>>>>
Vanderbilt 42 – Tennessee 24:
Big 10:
Iowa 56 – Nebraska 14:
Michigan State 40 – Rutgers 7:
BUTTgers!
ACC:
Pittsburgh 24 – Miami 14:
Drop. The. Damn. Mic. NarDUUUUUUzzi!
Did Darren Rovell jinx Miami and the turnover chain?
Now time for SAD Miami Fans!
Virginia Tech 10 – Virginia 0:
That’s fourteen straight losses to VT for Virginia, for those of you counting at home…time to update the sign, lil cuz!
Louisville 44 – Kentucky 17:
GET AFTER IT LAMAR!!!!
TRASH CANS & ALL!!!
Florida State 38 – Florida 22:
Big 12:
TCU 45 – Baylor 22:
Nothing like a “ho-ho-hollllddd me back!!!!” brawl a day after Thanksgiving!
Texas Tech 27 – Texas 23:
Flagging someone for doing the horns down should be a crime!
Oklahoma 59 – West Virginia 31:
I think I have a crush on Baker Mayfield:
Kansas State 20 – Kansas 19:
Pac 12:
UCLA 30 – California 27:
CHIPPPPPP!
Arizona State 42 – Arizona 30:
When that buyout check cashes:
Stanford 38 – Notre Dame 20:
Washington 41 – Washington State 14:
Oregon 69 – Oregon State 10:
G5:
UCF 49 – South Florida 42:
Ohhhhh boyyy! Ain’t NOBODY want to come play in Orlando!
This game turned out to be very, very, VERY good!
SMU 41 – Tulane 38:
This is not how close you want to get to bowl eligibility: