The Porn Star Who Donald Trump Allegedly Paid Off, Used To Be An LSU Football Message Board Poster
On Friday, the Wall Street Journal reported Donald Trump paid off a porn star a month before the 2016 election. I read Riggs blog, did a little “research” on Stormy Daniels, and forgot about the story by Saturday afternoon until I stumbled upon this Instagram post yesterday:
Nothing better than a little juicy message board material this early in the off-season. January-August are long months for college football fans like myself, but any message board material helps me get through it, so I went searching for said porn stars message board profile. Even though much of Donald Trump’s presidency has been defined by the term “fake news,” there was nothing fake about the rumors of Stormy Daniel’s Tiger Droppings message board posts:
345 posts….a porn star who Donald Trump (allegedly) was trying to screw had 345 posts on an SEC message board, the lowest pits of the internet. The original dark web was college football message boards of 45-year-old depressed men freaking out over a 17-year-old’s college decision. This is where one of the president of the United State’s (alleged) ex-mistresses spent her time! Amazing. This is why the SEC is so dominant.Sometimes I have people start conversations with me about how “overrated” the SEC is and asking why on earth do channels like ESPN spend so much time talking about the conference’s members like they are gods. Here’s the thing about the SEC…on average, they have the best talent, recruiters, most money and fans, best teams, craziest boosters, hottest chicks and highest ratings. On top of that they also have porn stars like Storm Daniels posting on their message boards:
In short, the SEC just MEANS MORE!
When crazy Alabama & Auburn fans chant SEC! SEC! this is why. For stuff just like this. You can’t beat the SEC. It’s too big to fail.
I checked through Stormy’s post history. Unfortunately, the posts only go back to the most recent 60 in which she is talking about some interview on a local news station (Louisiana for you) and upcoming dates for “signings” (lol if you have something signed by a porn star it’s time for you to go seek help) and an upcoming night of “dancing” at a place called “Gold Club.”
Stormy seems to have been pretty involved with LSU, so my guess is Donald Trump is (allegedly) Eskimo brothers with a few LSU boosters. Just a guess, though.