Happy 21st Anniversary To My President And First Lady
Now, you might be looking at LSU’s recruiting ranking over the past two years and see that it’s 7th and 15th respectively and think Coach O’s recruiting abilities may be a bit overrated. To that, I would say one thing: take a look at his wife. Some are into the alpha males, so Coach O could always work with that, but let’s not kid ourselves with him: he’s not an undeniable beauty. If I was a female, Coach O would be top of my list, but a very small percentage of woman out there are into thicc #footballguys who love chicken on a stick and drive hummers like I would be if I was in there shoes. So, Coach O had to do a fair amount of CROOTIN in his own life to find himself a wife up to his top-10 recruiting class quality.
LSU fans are feeling a bit down after the 15th-ranked recruiting class, but they should be rest assured by this quote from Will Muschamp:
There’s an old wise tale in the south that goes like this: if his wife’s ugly, don’t hire him. He won’t get the croots in the building that you need to win a natty. There’s a lesson in that, folks.
I hope Coach O and Kelly have a great day. Nothing but respect to them.
TELL EM ABOUT IT JOJO:
P.s. To all the #tough #alpha males out there who have told me that “carrying her bag makes you a BITCH, bro…you are whipped!” take a look at this photo of Coach O carrying his wife’s bag:
Check mate.