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Looking Back On This Smitty Kidnapped Me Last Night

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Last night I was leaving the office around 7:30 and I hear Smitty yelling in a room by himself. Dumb me decided to check in on the bastard while I waited for my Lyft. ( I am still currently banned from uber) ” Hey Marty do you want to wet the stick” – Smitty. This was him asking random kids if they want candy because I took his bait and ended up staying with him for 2 hours. My mother even called asking where I was and he slapped the phone away. That is exactly what a kidnapper would do if there Motha called. All I wanted to do was eat some damn chicken.